DARC BOOKS INK AUCTIONS always has best deals on eBay! But in case you’re still not sold on bidding by just checking out the image(s), description or low price, here are some fantastic add–on DARC BOOK deals that will activate as soon as you hit their bid level / mark…
See, the really cool thing about auctions at DARC BOOKS INK is that we also publish books (poetry, anecdotes, short stories, comedy, etc…)! And as an incentive to keep our customers happy and to thank them for choosing our auction company as compared to all the others, we also include our books or other goodies in auctions when bidders raise the bid to certain levels. If you, the winner, simply raise the auction to the specified levels below, we’ll send you the mentioned book(s) free, without additional shipping! DARC BOOKS INK treats all of its customers with a VIP style that will have you coming back to us over and over and over again. Because not only do you get your item in mint condition with great service, but then you get great bonuses which are simply fantastic for you to read and enjoy or they can be used as the perfect gift for a friend or loved one. The choice is yours and the pleasure is ours. Feel free to look these books up in any book selling website (bn.com, etc…) or your local book store / web site for more information. The offers are currently as the following:
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DARC BOOKS BONUS #1: IF YOU BID $13, YOU’LL ALSO GET…
(1) “TRUTH, COMEDY & POETRY for ALL”
Contains: Romantic Poetry, Anecdotes, Short Stories, etc…
Pages: 150 pages
Type: 6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperback
Signed?: Absolutely! For your or whomever you choose to personalize it for!
Value: Book valued at $15.00 +
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DARC BOOKS BONUS #2: IF YOU BID $23, YOU’LL GET: (w/o DARC BOOKS BONUS 1)
(1) “THE V-FILES: The Truth Is In Here”
Contains: Short Stories, Humor, Assorted Poetry, etc…
Pages: 217 pages
Type: 6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperback
Signed?: Absolutely! For your or whomever you choose to personalize it for!
Value: Book valued at $20.00 +
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DARC BOOKS BONUS #3: BID $33... YOU’LL GET: (w/o DARC BOOKS BONUS 1 or 2)
(1) “HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT…”
Contains: Adult Jokes, Humorous Short Stories, E-mail Forwards, etc…
Pages: 540 pages!
Type: 6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperback
Signed?: Absolutely! For your or whomever you choose to personalize it for!
Value: Book are valued at $30.00 +
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DARC BOOKS BONUS #4: BID $63... YOU’LL GET: (w/o DARC BOOKS BONUS 1, 2 or 3)
(1) “TRUTH, COMEDY & POETRY for ALL”
(1) “THE V-FILES: The Truth Is In Here”
(1) “HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT…”
Contains: All 3 DARC BOOKS! ONE SWEET PACKAGE!
Pages: That’s 907 pages in total!
Type: 6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperbacks
Signed?: Absolutely! For your or whomever you choose to personalize it for!
Value: Book package valued at $55.00 +
&: And, I’ll extend an offer to you to place your very own poem / short story / anecdote into one of my future books, for absolutely free! Just for being a true DARC BOOKS INK Member! Now that’s just an amazing offer! Who else will do that for you on Ebay?
Darc Books Offer… Not to be missed! No kidding! No joke! I am a publisher!
WHAT IS THE BEST OFFER THAT DARC BOOKS INK CAN EXTEND TO ME?
ATTENTION AUTHORS, WRITERS, AND OTHER CREATIVE TYPES! We have a one of a kind offer for you if you’re an ultra high bidder! Anyone who purchases, or wins due to very high bidding, all three books, will have the opportunity to PUBLISH work of their own in one of my next two book projects! That’s right! If you’re someone who has wanted to publish a page or two of their own work, I would be more than glad to publish you (pending approval and yes, you retain all rights to your work) just as a “thank you” for believing in my work and owning all of my books. Heck, pick up a copy at your local Barnes and Noble, and you’ll see what I’m talking about as each book has a fourth chapter with fans who have gone into this deal and come out damn happy. Trust me, there’s nothing like seeing your work published!
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WELCOME TO THE RULES & CONDITIONS OF DARC BOOKS INK… BY BIDDING ON THIS ITEM, YOU ARE STATING THAT YOU READ THIS ENTIRE AUCTION & THAT YOU AGREE TO ALL RULES & CONDITIONS!
SO, GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE AND HAPPY BIDDING! BUT PLEASE READ ON TO FIND THE RESPONSES TO ALL OF YOUR “FAQs” AND ALL OF THE RULES TO MY AUCTION BEFORE BIDDING, ESPECIALLY THOSE BIDDING OUTSIDE OF THE U.S.
RULE #1:
SO WHAT IS (ARE) THE CONDITION OF THE ITEM(S)?
Now, keep in mind that eBay should be a fun place to shop and find great items. I will do everything to make you happy with your auction experience! As is, this item(s) comes from a non-smoking, extremely clean and dust free home. The item was kept in the dark (no sunlight damage), it has never been dropped, has no dents and has no scratches. The item(s) is (are) in Mint condition and shows minimal use (if otherwise, the condition will be stated in the description. And if you’re a 1st time rookie to eBay, I’m willing to work with you and unlike many other auctioneers I will not turn my back on you just because you’re new and have no feedback stars. However, I ask that you communicate with me prior to the bid ending so that I know that you are interested in not getting an UNPAID STRIKE for ruining a transaction that could have been completed by someone truly committed to the item.
WHAT YOU SEE PICTURED IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHALL RECEIVE… however, you are free to ask any item related questions during the bid….
RULE #2:
SO, HOW CAN I GET IN CONTACT WITH THIS SELLER ABOUT THIS AUCTION?
Contact DARC BOOKS INK help at ANY time via e-mail at darcmaster@yahoo.com. Just keep in mind that Monday through Friday, 9 AM to 5 PM, Eastern Time is the best time to contact me for an almost instant answer. At all other times, please give me 24 hours to reply!
RULE #3:
CAN I PICK UP FROM YOU DIRECTLY, AND SKIP THE SHIPPING?
NO! I WILL SHIP EVERY ITEM Unless you just bid on a TV, VCR, Baby Basinet or other heavy electronic item, this question will be deleted upon receipt and will not be responded to if asked.
RULE #4:
DO YOU SHIP TO UNCONFIRMED ADDRESSES?
No! We will ship only to the address that shows up in your Ebay account via the invoice. We will however ship, in the future, to other addresses for “gift” or other purposes once you have established your good standing with DARC BOOKS INK by bidding, paying, and completing previous transactions.
RULE #5:
WHEN & HOW DO YOU SHIP?
Item will be shipped the Friday after payment is received. So, by default, any payments made Saturday through Thursday, I’ll ship on that following Friday. However, I do try to ship ASAP to those who pay within minutes of the transaction’s end (I can’t promise you anything, for sure, but I’ve made plenty bidders happy so far). Simply put, the quicker the payment, the quicker the shipping! I myself am a collector who doesn’t like to wait for collectibles, so I will treat you with respect, full sincerity and I will ship to you as soon as possible as long as you’re a great bidder who has great communication and fantastic payment time. I SHIP EVERY PACKAGE WITH A DELIVERY CONFIRMATION… (as long as the total of the items and the shipping is ABOVE $20) which is traceable through the United States Postal Service website. And please note that Flat Packages / Envelopes under ¾ of an inch thick can not be traced either, as it is not allowed by the USPS. Otherwise, I will always put a Delivery Confirmation on every “envelope” and “box” package and I will send you the tracking number, via e-mail, the SAME or NEXT day that I send the package.
IF FOR ANY REASON, I DO NOT PLACE A DELIVERY CONFIRMATION ON YOUR PACKAGE, I WILL PERSONALLY LOOK INTO THE MATTER IF THERE IS ANY PROBLEM WITH YOUR DELIVERY AND DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO KEEP YOU A VERY, VERY HAPPY CUSTOMER.
PLEASE NOTE: ITEMS SHIPPED ON FRIDAYS, IF ALREADY PAID BY THURSDAY 4PM, NEW YORK CITY TIME
RULE #6:
I’M CANADIAN (or other INTERNATIONAL BIDDER)…
WHAT SHOULD I KNOW ABOUT DARC BOOKS INK AUCTIONS?
IF you are interested in any of my items and live abroad, I’m more than willing to complete a transaction with you as long as you COMPLY WITH THE FOLLOWING, WITHOUT QUESTIONS ASKED:
If you live outside of the US, and you REALLY, REALLY want the item that I am auctioning, please send an e-mail to darcmaster@yahoo.com so that I can open the auction to you once you realize that I will add a
• SHIPPING and HANDLING is a $40.00 US FLAT FEE. (Flats or Packages, no “ifs ands or buts”)
Please don’t tell me that you didn’t read this after bidding and winning. If you bid, this is part of the auction… to read the ENTIRE listing! I’m sorry, but with the new rates, I’ve had to raise my shipping rate after several losses. However, keep in mind that the shipping would obviously be a LOT more than the actual item, which I personally don’t think is fair, and so this is why I didn’t allow international sales prior to 2006. But due to the popularity of my items in other countries (especially Australia), if a bidder wants it bad enough and is willing to pay for it, I’m willing to ship anywhere!
Be assured bidders, that you will get some cool extras if you decide to go for the item internationally. I haven’t gotten any complaints yet from any international bidders with the extras that I include.
RULE #7:
THE SHIPPING SEEMS KIND OF EXPENSIVE. WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?
Well, actually, the shipping includes extremely careful shipping and handling to make sure that your items get to you in perfect condition. I take pride in every package that I send in making sure that every item gets to every bidder in the best condition possible. Not to mention, the shipping also includes the price for ALL bonus items acquired during the auction to those awesome high bidders! And trust me, if you look at all of my feedback, you’ll notice that not one complaint has ever come in about the shipping as every item makes it in mint condition and the additional book extras are always loved! Keep in mind that the most generous bidders get some great packages!
RULE #8:
I PURCHASED MULTIPLE ITEMS. CAN YOU COMBINE MY SHIPPING?
NO. Currently our system does not support combined shipping. I will however give you $2 off the shipping of each additional shipping as long as you mention coupon code “DARC DOUBLE” when you bid on and win more than one item, for as many items as you bid and win on. That’s not a bad deal, is it?
Remember, coupon code: “DARC DOUBLE”
RULE #9:
WHEN IS PAYMENT EXPECTED?